

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.I am legit dying.
i can’t run and i can’t hide
( HSUAHSUASHUASHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSAHSA XDDDDDDDD Lou Bega’s Mambo nº5, I can’t )
oh my god, this *is* me.
GPOY.
Obsessive RPG gamer rules.
Did you mean Flynnigan?
(Source: manonfire, via suckmywurst)
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
(via yusufsfirmbutt)